Smile because somewhere, someone loves you.


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Had an x-ray done today and they found you in my heart. The doctor said that if they took you out, I would die, because i couldn't live with out such a good friend. Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in 2012 including me if you care. Try to collect twelve, it is not easy. Be honest and send this to anyone who made you smile this ( Read more... )

Inside this Big Beautiful Woman is a skinny bitch drowning in chocolate. ^_^

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lazyaz, and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Wait on your Boaz ( Read more... )

So two friends of mine were being silly on one of my Facebook statuses. It started out with me liking "For Colored Girls" and it just descended into madness from there, lol ( Read more... )

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I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option ( Read more... )

- Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. ~Thomas Szasz

- Boredom is an emptiness filled with insistence. ~Leo Stein

And now I'm going to go be bored at work.

Joy.

/sarcasm